hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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