I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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