why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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