VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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