Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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