batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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