dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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