I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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