Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.