Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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