we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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