Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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