going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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