you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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