My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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