Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Is it penis luge time yet?
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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