Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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