He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The uberlube is also flammable
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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