Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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