I'm drive I can fine osifer
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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