Me too!
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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