A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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