Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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