they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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