ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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