Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i believe in u and ur pee
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