Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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