I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I had to cum in my sink.
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