we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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