this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
