You really coming over, don't trick.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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