dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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