i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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