is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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