Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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