I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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