I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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