i don't like sucking hair
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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