good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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