From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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