He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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