She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.