Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day