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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life

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  Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day

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