erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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