There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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