I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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