i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I think I am morally bankrupt
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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