Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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