This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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