So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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