one might say we're banned from that church
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just gargled with NyQuil
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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