Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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